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Headliner Comedy Teez "We're not the opening act."™ 

A NYC comedy brand built on stage.

"Who Pulls the Pork" T-shirt

Talk is Cheap (especially yours)

It's about time somebody said it like it is.

Oatmeal Sucks!

I'd rather have eggs.


Moisture-wicking performance hoodies -- 100% lightweight polyester

Full-zip jackets

Adult unisex premium cotton full-zip fleece  jacket with embroidered logo


Adult unisex heavyweight cotton and polyester blend (50/50) with bold-style embroidered logo

Golf shirts (short sleeve)

Performance moisture-wicking fabric with side vents and embroidery  make for a clean and professional look -- 100% polyester

Embroidered Caps

6-panel pro-style cotton twill baseball caps with embroidery and plastic snap closure

We don't use the cheap stuff!

We make high-quality shirts for men and women that are soft and durable. I mean, let's face it, you don't want a product that's junky. Neither do we!

Who Pulls the Pork?  -- Short Sleeve T-shirt
  • Fun, comfortable and long lasting

     Limited color fade and shrinkage means you can enjoy your shirt for a really long time.  How cool is that?

  • Quality craftsmanship Professionally printed

    Superior design and comfort.  And the print will never come off.  That's pretty awesome!

  • Real Comedy. Real Value.

    That's not just a promise, that's how we roll! 

  • Satisfaction Guaranteed

    If you don't like it, then send it back.  That's the deal.


I got this t-shirt for my dad who eats pulled pork sandwiches.  He loved it!

I received this t-shirt as a gift and wore it to a neighborhood block party.  It was a huge hit!

I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of this product.  I will definitely order again.

High quality humor, high quality material.

Comfortable, well constructed and witty.

I got it as a gag gift and wear it all the time.  People laugh. 

A Fun Fact

Headliner Comedy Teez "We're not the opening act." ™ was once a top-secret project called, "The Great T-shirt Experiment".

Check out the chart below to find your size.

Compare the size chart with T-shirts you already own.  That's also a great way to do it! 

The dude behind the brand.

Charlie Blakely (the main man)

Our Story

Who cares??