Headliner Comedy Teez "We're not the opening act." ™ was once a top-secret project called, "The Great T-shirt Experiment".
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Headliner Comedy Teez "We're not the opening act."™
A NYC comedy brand built on stage.

Talk is Cheap (especially yours)
It's about time somebody said it like it is.

Oatmeal Sucks!
I'd rather have eggs.

Hoodies
Moisture-wicking performance hoodies -- 100% lightweight polyester

Full-zip jackets
Adult unisex premium cotton full-zip fleece jacket with embroidered logo

Sweatshirts
Adult unisex heavyweight cotton and polyester blend (50/50) with bold-style embroidered logo

Golf shirts (short sleeve)
Performance moisture-wicking fabric with side vents and embroidery make for a clean and professional look -- 100% polyester

Embroidered Caps
6-panel pro-style cotton twill baseball caps with embroidery and plastic snap closure

We don't use the cheap stuff!
We make high-quality shirts for men and women that are soft and durable. I mean, let's face it, you don't want a product that's junky. Neither do we!

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Fun, comfortable and long lasting
Limited color fade and shrinkage means you can enjoy your shirt for a really long time. How cool is that?
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Quality craftsmanship Professionally printed
Superior design and comfort. And the print will never come off. That's pretty awesome!
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Real Comedy. Real Value.
That's not just a promise, that's how we roll!
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
If you don't like it, then send it back. That's the deal.
Check out the chart below to find your size.
Compare the size chart with T-shirts you already own. That's also a great way to do it!

The dude behind the brand.
Charlie Blakely (the main man)

Our Story
Who cares??